Oh, hi friends! Alright so you need to mail back that package of straight-legged jeans that will never, in any universe, look good on you. This involves printing shipping labels, and also reminds you to check on that other package you ordered, but which is — oh look — delayed. Which reminds you that you haven’t bought any Christmas presents yet, and you swore you wouldn’t wait until Dec. 15 like last year. But you also haven’t bought your plane ticket home yet, because prices are insane and, rather brilliantly, you think if you ignore a situation long enough maybe it will reverse itself. And everyone is trying to Finish something right now, in the next eight hours, before all of us in the U.S.A. burrow into our food holes for the long weekend, and that reminds you that you haven’t finished anything lately, and where did this year go, and what time does the post office close, and why didn’t they respond to my email, and did I schedule my dentist appointment yet, and when is the paperwork going through, and maybe I should revise that song, and maybe I should go for a run but it might be too windy, no wait, I should just finish that scene, no wait, I don't deserve to work on creative projects right now, no wait, maybe I should give up on my dreams and Google that company that raised a Series B round and see if they might be hiring, no wait, would
Your wild monologue
Your wild monologue
Your wild monologue
Oh, hi friends! Alright so you need to mail back that package of straight-legged jeans that will never, in any universe, look good on you. This involves printing shipping labels, and also reminds you to check on that other package you ordered, but which is — oh look — delayed. Which reminds you that you haven’t bought any Christmas presents yet, and you swore you wouldn’t wait until Dec. 15 like last year. But you also haven’t bought your plane ticket home yet, because prices are insane and, rather brilliantly, you think if you ignore a situation long enough maybe it will reverse itself. And everyone is trying to Finish something right now, in the next eight hours, before all of us in the U.S.A. burrow into our food holes for the long weekend, and that reminds you that you haven’t finished anything lately, and where did this year go, and what time does the post office close, and why didn’t they respond to my email, and did I schedule my dentist appointment yet, and when is the paperwork going through, and maybe I should revise that song, and maybe I should go for a run but it might be too windy, no wait, I should just finish that scene, no wait, I don't deserve to work on creative projects right now, no wait, maybe I should give up on my dreams and Google that company that raised a Series B round and see if they might be hiring, no wait, would